‘Tis the season to lounge on the sofa and demolish a tin of holiday pastries in front of a great film, a bad movie, or one that’s terrible yet terrific.
This year, a batch of new seasonal stories hopes to be part of our seasonal watchlist—potentially even joining the ranks alongside timeless staples like Home Alone, Elf, Love Actually, and Die Hard (don’t start).
Thus, in a noble effort to separate the winners from the losers, and to get into the festive feeling, I marathoned as many new holiday releases as possible in a single day.
Starting, optimistically, on a positive note. This is the exclusive 2025 title on a popular review site's list of the greatest 100 festive features of all time.
The Jonas Brothers end up stranded in the UK after wrapping up their global concert series and must get home for Christmas. Their efforts are hampered by an evil Santa, who breaks into song to announce they won’t get home until they “rekindle their familial spark.”
The banter between the squabbling siblings is entertaining even for the uninitiated, while fans will certainly notice lots of in-jokes as they try to get back using every mode of travel possible.
It’s private planes, trains and automobiles.
It’s not an all-time classic, but is superb for devotees and a solid start to the day.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄🎄🎄 for Jonas Brothers fans or 🎄🎄🎄 for their relatives who are obliged to sit through it.
A-list actor Kiefer Sutherland stars as a celebrity cast a pantomime.
“A panto-what??” asks Sutherland’s “hard-to-work-with” and older lead Brad Mack, who has fallen on hard times and whose representative has misled him into thinking he’s performing in prestigious English theatre.
His Aladdin fellow actors tell him he’s playing Buttons. “No I'm not,” he protests. It's easy to predict their reply. That is, unless you’re ignorant of traditional British theatre traditions.
There are some hilarious moments, some cockle-warming storylines, and the supporting actors is brilliant, too.
It’s the type of film that would be a bit naff at a different time, but is a lot of fun at Christmas.
Festive score: 🎄🎄🎄🎄
An actor appears at the outset of this film, too, insulting someone for the second consecutive movie. Could this be a new Christmas tradition?
This time, he’s a crooning chauffeur who picks up Mr Sood, the newest interpretation on Mr Scrooge from Charles Dickens’ A Christmas Carol.
Mr Sood is played by The Big Bang Theory’s Kunal Nayyar and Christmas Karma is directed by the filmmaker behind Gurinder Chadha. The classic narrative progresses as the miserly Mr Sood is confronted by the apparitions of Christmas past, present and future, played by Hugh Bonneville, Billy Porter, and Boy George.
This South Asian reinterpretation is at least distinct from all the others, but sadly he’s not very compelling and Nayyar’s acting is lifeless—a problem when he’s so central to everything.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
There's just enough time for a channel's Christmas comedy-drama—which stars Guz Khan as a endearingly grumpy man who “isn't big on Christmas.”
But after he is awarded an £8,000 Christmas bonus at work, his wife (played by Morgana Robinson) convinces him blowing the money on a vacation to Lapland.
There’s just one problem—he learns there was an error with his bonus, which should have been £800, and he has to determine how to return the excess.
Fun while it lasts but not lasting.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄
This is one of those holiday movies where the tree, fairy lights and snow are in the setting—Christmas is the setting of the film rather than its raison d’etre—but it feels cosy and festive all the same.
Ambitious executive Sydney (played by Minka Kelly) is assigned to a country estate to negotiate a purchase for a sparkling wine company. During her travels, she runs into a man in a bookshop who offers to show her a festive Paris.
A commentator recently stated this is the top new Christmas film of the recent era. That’s a bit of a exaggeration, but it is a holiday love story with a dash of elegance and gives the obligatory heartwarming sensation.
The scene with a lengthy discussion about Die Hard is notable too.
Holiday verdict: 🎄🎄🎄
Sixteen-year-old Chris, played by Lenny Rush, refuses to stop believing in Father Christmas, in spite of the attempts of his dad (starring James Buckley) to tell him otherwise.
The truth is out there, and Chris ventures forth to find it with the assistance of a team of well-known experts and celebrities.
It’s low-key but sweet, and perfect viewing while waiting for Santa to visit.
Christmas tree rating: 🎄🎄🎄
Michelle Pfeiffer is the head of a quarrelling American family who gather for the holidays—including fellow Oscar nominee Felicity Jones, Chloe Grace Moretz, Jason Schwartzman, and dad Denis Leary.
Pfeiffer starts by mentioning holiday staples like National Lampoon’s Christmas Vacation, It’s A Wonderful Life and Home Alone, before saying: “They need to make a movie about the real champions of the holidays—moms.”
So that’s the concept, but in practice it’s really a mash-up of those forerunner films, at least until Pfeiffer’s character finally finds her strength.
Festive score: 🎄🎄
The day’s taken a dip, but happily here’s a new addition in the packed genre of formulaic, schmaltzy, badly acted—and highly entertaining—holiday fare.
It’s a tale as familiar as can be: An American woman goes on a quest to a far-off wintery locale and ends up stumbling across romance.
In this case, Caprice Bourret plays a publisher
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